"I Am Not Fat, I Just Needed to Hide My Muscles" Sweat XL shirts.

$25.83

Sizes: XL

Colors: White

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek vibe: a soft white canvas with a bold printed illustration on the front that frames a humorous grocery-store scene and the caption, “I am not fat, I just needed to hide my muscles.” The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being stiff, and the tubular knit construction keeps the silhouette clean. Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem hold their shape, while double-needle stitching strengthens stress points for everyday wear. Subtle, tear-away neck labeling and OEKO-TEX certified dyes make it comfortable against the skin and kinder to the planet. Wear it around town, to casual meetups, or lounging at home when you want to spark a laugh.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
- Ribbed knit collar, cuffs and hem with double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Print combination: DTG for main art with optional embroidery placements on chest and wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes, tear-away label, and compliance with safety standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

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